The Locust

1.1. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
1.2. Brand New Set of Teeth
1.3. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
1.4. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
1.5. Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
1.6. Perils of Believing in Round Squares
1.7. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
1.8. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
1.9. Straight from the Horses Mouth
1.10. Extra Piece of Dead Meat
1.11. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
1.12. Backbones of Jack Asses
1.13. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
1.14. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
1.15. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
1.16. Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
1.17. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a ...)
1.18. Kill Roger Hedgecock
1.19. Hairspray Suppository
1.20. Cattle Mutilation