Absurd ditties

1.1. Absurd-ditties
1.2. I'm a telly addict!
1.3. Terry talking
1.4. Ernie had a hernia
1.5. Toccata in dm
1.6. My wife's a psychopath!
1.7. Sod the neighbours
1.8. Melancholy margaret
1.9. Drooling banjos
1.10. Alecs gone
1.11. When you're jimmy saville
1.12. Caught up in the reeperbahn
1.13. Dez the demon decorator
1.14. Absurd-ditties (end bit)